If you’ve ever been to a football game being played by 8-9 year olds, it resembles a cross between a Rugby Scrum and Dodgeball w/Helmets.
Hence, entertaining but hard to figure out who’s got the ball or what’s really going on… Especially considering the poor viewing angle available via bleachers. How could I possibly have learned from this? Simple: by watching the adults…more specifically the Head Coach.
Picture this: he’s pacing the sidelines back and forth as if this were the NFL Playoffs. (Who knows, maybe he had a friendly ‘wager’ pending?) But still he drones on and on, back and forth, grimacing, looking at the ground chewing gum in perfect rhythm with his step.
Back and forth, over and over… Did I mention this guy is built like a Brick $hit house? Probably 6 ft, 220 and muscular. If it werent so disturbing to witness, it would be funny. I’m thinking, this guy needs to be in a Southwest Airlines commercial, ie, ‘Wanna get away?’
This pacing is only interrupted by intermittent groans of pain (with or without hands thrown in the air). He’s obviously disgusted at his teams performance, and verbalizes this often. The team seems headed for another inevitable loss…AGAIN…
Halftime:Coach decides to the only thing to do is shame them into playing harder, ‘Im watchin’ you guys and I see some of you not running and giving 100%. If that doesnt change in the 2nd half, you’re going to be running the whole practice on Monday!”
NICE. How’s that workin’ out for ya, Coach? These guys are gettin’ their 9 yr old asses kicked all over the field, now the same holds true for the sideline! As predicted, the level of motivation these guys have is rapidly diminishing, 19-0, 26-0, and finally, the pain subsides temporarily, and its over.
LESSONS LEARNED:
First and foremost, dont be too quick to ‘judge’ Coach. Afterall, his hearts in the right place and this is all he knows. Heck, their not paying him for this torture. Likely this is how he was taught…
Moreover, having ‘coached’ my son’s tee ball team of 3-5 year olds, I know personally the special pain of watching your team get clobbered. In fact, we looked like the Bad News Bears, or so I thought. It was very close in many ways to herding cats…
You see, these guys are a first year team, and they end up playing teams with older, bigger and faster kids. Point being, you could have the best game plan in the world, but it doesnt matter if you cant block, run and/or tackle nearly as well as the other guys…
So how many of us, like me, find ourselves on the sideline, worrying about market conditions in the same way? Worse, wasting energy by pacing back and forth and not really making any progress, hoping it will be different next quarter, or 2nd half, or next game, maybe next season?
We should be LEARNING right now. Lets face it, we rarely learn anything when we’re winning all the time… 2 final thoughts courtesy of the Dalai Lama:
1) ‘WHEN YOU LOSE, DONT LOSE THE LESSON’
2) ‘WHEN THE STUDENT IS READY, THE TEACHER APPEARS’
September 22, 2009
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Please describe your Company’s Culture?? OK, now prove it…
“People get hired for what they can do, but they get fired (and/or promoted) for who they are”.
However, not unlike any other relationship, there is a courting period, and at some point we decide it would be a good idea for us to form a union. But ask yourself this: do you still open the car door for your spouse, now that you’re married (rhetorical question). Do you still cozy up on the same couch and watch the same shows and like the same stuff??? Do ya?
Here’s an Example: Interviewing for a new job? OK, great. You want to put your best foot forward and demonstrate your a high caliber top notch super star, right??? Well, ok, maybe not… But, you ARE on your BEST BEHAVIOR. Well, why would it be any different for the organization at which you’re interviewing? Guess what? IT’S NOT.
Scaling the ladder of a Corporate Career? Keep in mind that BIGGER doesnt automatically equate to BETTER....
Why are you so surprised when the faceless giant organization
you went to work for treats you like a number??
Hey, this has been happening since your first contact…IF YOU’VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION! Helloooo…remember filling out that application and depositing your resume in the black hole, errr uhh, I mean resume database? How about the follow up email (if the spam email filter didn’t get it), or the HR person that called you up several months later to make you aware that YOU, that’s right, lucky YOU have been CHOSEN! You get to interview. Woo Hoo! We’ll expect your arrival, tomorrow at 10 am, that’s not too soon is it? I could go on and on but wont.
Don’t make the mistake of missing the forest for the trees. After all, its human nature to want flowers and applause, ie, to be COURTED…
But sadly, many top flight professional has been sucked into this trap. Bright Lights and fabulous Logo ~not to mention the looks on the faces of friends and family when they say, “yup, I’m going to work for (fill in blank here)”.
Boo Yah ~I’ve got an Ice Scraper with my employers name on it! Therefore, they MUST love me!!
Company Swag proves it!
Here’s an interesting article on Corp Culture via ThomasNet: http://tinyurl.com/UR-Corp-Culture
June 23, 2009
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